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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 17, 2020 20:43:01 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 18, 2020 14:59:22 GMT
WHAT NATIONALITY IS SANTA CLAUS? North Polish ! WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SANTA’S REINDEER AND A KNIGHT? One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 19, 2020 14:37:19 GMT
HOW MUCH DID SANTA’S SLEIGH COST ? Nothing. It was on the house!
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 20, 2020 14:55:03 GMT
WHAT DO FISH SING DURING THE HOLIDAYS ? Christmas corals !
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 21, 2020 14:32:39 GMT
Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
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Post by grammadee on Dec 22, 2020 1:18:44 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 22, 2020 14:21:47 GMT
WHAT IS A CHRISTMAS TREE’s FAVORITE CANDY? Orna-mints !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 23, 2020 14:49:46 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 23, 2020 14:56:59 GMT
WHAT DOES SANTA SAY AT THE START OF A RACE? Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!” KNOCK KNOCK ! Who’s there ? DEXTER ! Dexter, who ? DEXTER HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY!!! WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS? Tinsel-itis !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 24, 2020 13:59:36 GMT
WHY DO DASHER AND DANCER LOVE COFFEE?? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 24, 2020 20:24:30 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 25, 2020 18:02:31 GMT
HOW DOES A SHEEP SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS ? Fleece Navidad ! WHAT DID THE REINDEER SAY TO THE FOOTBALL PLAYER? Your Blitzen days are over !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 26, 2020 15:41:32 GMT
WHAT DID THE PEPPER SHAKER SAY ON ITS HOLIDAY CARD? Season’s greetings !!! WHAT DID ONE SNOWMAN SAY TO THE OTHER SNOWMAN? Do you smell carrots?
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 26, 2020 16:01:43 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 27, 2020 15:46:42 GMT
WHAT DID ONE SNOWMAN SAY TO THE OTHER SNOWMAN? Can you smell a carrot?
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 28, 2020 15:10:46 GMT
WHAT’S AN IG ? A snow house without a loo
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 29, 2020 14:49:30 GMT
WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN LITTLE WHITE FLAKES FALL PAST THE CLASSROOM WINDOW ? Snow and Tell.
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 30, 2020 15:06:57 GMT
WHAT IS A MOUNTAIN’S FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY? Snow caps ! WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN A SNOWMAN HAS A TEMPER TANTRUM? A meltdown !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Dec 31, 2020 15:48:05 GMT
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for New Year’s. Middle age is when you’re forced to. My New Year’s resolution is to see my cup half-full, preferably with rum, gin or vodka. What’s the worst part of jogging on New Year’s Eve? The ice falling out of your drink What does a jeweler do on Dec. 31? Ring in the New Year. What was the official snack food of New Year’s Eve? Dick Clark Bar.
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pinklady
Drama Llama
Posts: 5,502
Nov 14, 2016 23:47:03 GMT
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Post by pinklady on Dec 31, 2020 19:13:26 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 1, 2021 16:26:43 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SNOWMAN WITH A SIX PACK? An abdominal snowman. WHAT DO YOU CALL A SNOWMAN THAT TELLS TALL TALES? A snow-fake!
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Post by malibou on Jan 1, 2021 18:35:40 GMT
What's inside your butthole? I always want to know. I'm dying. 😂 pinklady Thank you.
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Post by malibou on Jan 1, 2021 18:37:40 GMT
Damn, I have now memorized the butthole song and dh and Ds are going to kick me to the curb. I truly can shock myself at how immature I can be. It's that stupid 15 year-old male inner child I have.
I'm the mom that announces its time to go with a shout of "Let's go, buttholes!" I'm a 56 year-old woman, a flawed one apparently. But I crack myself up.
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 2, 2021 16:45:01 GMT
MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION IS TO STOP PROCRASTINATING... But I’ll wait to start on Monday !!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 3, 2021 15:36:01 GMT
WHAT HAS HUNDREDS OF EARS BUT CAN’T HEAR A THING? A cornfield!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 4, 2021 15:30:48 GMT
WHY WAS THE STRAWBERRY LATE He was caught in a jam !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 5, 2021 15:29:22 GMT
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FIGHT AT THE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT Two fish got battered !!!
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cardsbycara
Junior Member
Posts: 60
Jul 25, 2019 14:57:58 GMT
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Post by cardsbycara on Jan 5, 2021 20:47:44 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 6, 2021 15:39:05 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SNOWMAN PARTY? A snowball !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 7, 2021 19:57:46 GMT
WHAT DO SNOWMEN EAT FOR BREAKFAST ? Frosted Flakes ! HOW DOES A SNOWMAN GET AROUND ? He rides an icicle !
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