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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 12, 2021 15:35:49 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 12, 2021 20:06:52 GMT
WHAT DID THE STAMP SAY TO THE ENVELOPE ON VALENTINE’S DAY? I’m stuck on you!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 13, 2021 0:29:04 GMT
WHY DID THE DAD APPROVE OF HIS DAUGHTER’S GOALIE BOYFRIEND? He was a real keeper.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 13, 2021 2:05:46 GMT
DO SKUNKS CELEBRATE VALENTINE’S DAY? Sure ! They’re very scent-imental !
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Post by jenjie on Feb 13, 2021 2:39:46 GMT
I had the privilege of taking the kindergarten class to the gym to burn off some energy during their break this morning. One little boy was sad because so and so didn’t want to play with him. I asked, what would you like to do instead? His immediate response: “Act crazy and run around!” I said, “so do it!” And it was so fun to watch.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 13, 2021 15:02:58 GMT
WHY DIDN’T THE TWO DOGS MAKE SERIOUS PLANS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY? It was just puppy love !
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 13, 2021 21:30:45 GMT
KNOCK KNOCK Who’s there ? LUKE Luke who ? LUKE WHO GOT A VALENTINE !
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 14, 2021 1:35:59 GMT
WHAT DID ONE FLAME SAY TO THE OTHER FLAME ON VALENTINE’S DAY? We're a perfect match !
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 14, 2021 15:59:10 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 14, 2021 21:16:20 GMT
WHAT DID THE TRAIN SAY TO HIS VALENTINE? “I choo-choo-choose you!”
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WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO BIRDS IN LOVE? Tweethearts!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 15, 2021 3:16:22 GMT
WHAT’S THE BEST PART ABOUT VALENTINE’S DAY? The day after when all the candy is on sale!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 15, 2021 15:47:16 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 15, 2021 21:01:00 GMT
One weekend morning, a wife says to her husband, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.” Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.” The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 16, 2021 2:25:09 GMT
Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?
He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake – and kept popping out of bed all night
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 16, 2021 15:36:10 GMT
HOW IS THE BAD ECONOMY AFFECTING MARDI GRAS? Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HAMBURGER COVERED IN BEADS? A French Quarter pounder !
HAVE YOU READ THE JK ROWLING BOOK ABOUT MARDI GRAS? It's called "Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 17, 2021 16:38:54 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 17, 2021 19:55:13 GMT
WHAT DID THE SNOWMAN AND HIS WIFE PUT OVER THEIR BABY’S CRIB?
A snowmobile!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 18, 2021 15:26:34 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 18, 2021 19:28:41 GMT
WHAT WAS FROSTY THE SNOWMAN’S CAREER? He was in snow business !
WHY DID THE FARMER ONLY WEAR ONE BOOT TO TOWN? He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow !
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 19, 2021 15:23:41 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 19, 2021 22:16:00 GMT
HOW DOES A PENGUIN BUILD A HOUSE? Igloos it together.
WHAT DO SNOWMEN CALL THEIR OFFSPRING? Chill-dren.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2021 13:24:06 GMT
Here’s a cutie. Also trying my first Twitter link. ETA: worked...thanks peas.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 20, 2021 15:40:12 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 20, 2021 23:08:21 GMT
HOW DO YOU FIND WILL SMITH IN THE SNOW? You look for Fresh Prints!
WHAT IS THE FAVORITE MEXICAN FOOD OF SNOWMEN? Brrrr – itos.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 21, 2021 15:35:45 GMT
HOW WOULD YOU SCARE A SNOWMAN? Get a hairdryer!” !
WHY DIDN’T GUNS N ROSES TURN-UP FOR THE GIG WHEN IT WAS SNOWING? Axel Froze !
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 22, 2021 19:09:43 GMT
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Post by sam9 on Feb 22, 2021 20:41:59 GMT
You are so silly mnmloveli! Thanks for the giggles.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 23, 2021 15:57:47 GMT
WHY DID THE BOY KEEP HIS TRUMPET IN THE FREEZER? Because he liked cool music.
WHY ARE WE ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT SNOWMEN AND NOT SNOWWOMEN? Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 23, 2021 22:14:07 GMT
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool.
He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?”
The bartender thinks for a moment and says, “Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 24, 2021 15:38:49 GMT
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