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Pearl Clutcher
Not my circus, not my monkeys ~refugee pea #59
Posts: 3,149
Jun 25, 2014 19:51:11 GMT
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Post by back to *pea*ality on May 28, 2015 17:34:41 GMT
It was an interesting read and it is highly likely he is mentally ill.
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Post by bc2ca on May 28, 2015 17:39:11 GMT
My intuitive empath self detects a lot of anger in this one.
Or maybe I'm just bitter about being automatically eliminated for consideration because of my age.
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Post by moveablefeast on May 28, 2015 17:41:40 GMT
Aw shit, he doesn't like socks with sandals.
*wanders off aimlessly*
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Post by crimsoncat05 on May 28, 2015 17:45:04 GMT
"Just because you're educated, doesn't make you smart or intelligent, I don't judge someone's intelligence by education or bad grammar." ^^^ this is apparently why it's okay that his ad is full of bad punctuation, spelling, and grammar. He is a piece of work, isn't he?? I only did a little skimming-- he doesn't want any woman who has dark circles under her eyes, but in one of his face shots, he's pretty tired-looking... doing all that judging of other people keeps him up late, I'd imagine...
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Post by bc2ca on May 28, 2015 17:45:23 GMT
I'm amused that under interests he lists kale chips... are they really that interesting that they are worthy of being an interest in a profile? They must be because "kale" is also listed separately, along with "no body hair" and "clean tongue"
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Post by cyndijane on May 28, 2015 17:46:09 GMT
I'd rather take a vow of celibacy. My first thought was, I have no words. None. But I'm just gonna go with , and add- happily, I do not meet his qualifications, so he has zero reason to look my way. My heart is sad for the women who pursue his vivid description of who he is, and what he wants.
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Post by apeacalledliz on May 28, 2015 17:46:46 GMT
wish i could reply and say "i was shocked while reading your post as it describes me to a T and you are EXACTLY what I am looking for. would you be willing to be circumcized as that is only thing that you missing have from my own very detailed list. and well, that's a dealbreaker, i am sure you understand, your current uncut status is repulsive. let me know....". allow my 12 year old self to surface for a moment... DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
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eastcoastpea
Prolific Pea
Posts: 9,252
Jun 27, 2014 13:05:28 GMT
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Post by eastcoastpea on May 28, 2015 17:48:15 GMT
I imagine lots of women have thrown water on him... I LOLed! So did I!
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anniebygaslight
Drama Llama
I'd love a cup of tea. #1966
Posts: 7,402
Location: Third Rock from the sun.
Jun 28, 2014 14:08:19 GMT
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Post by anniebygaslight on May 28, 2015 17:49:04 GMT
I agree with him on the socks with sandals issue.
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The Birdhouse Lady
Drama Llama
Moose. It's what's for dinner.
Posts: 7,347
Location: Alaska -The Last Frontier
Jun 30, 2014 17:15:19 GMT
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Post by The Birdhouse Lady on May 28, 2015 17:50:15 GMT
He sounds super creepy and I bet he hasn't had a date in years!
He probably lives in his moms basement.
ETA... I can't believe I read the whole thing! Now, I am going to go some kale chips!
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Judy26
Pearl Clutcher
MOTFY Bitchy Nursemaid
Posts: 2,971
Location: NW PA
Jun 25, 2014 23:50:38 GMT
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Post by Judy26 on May 28, 2015 17:53:40 GMT
We really should write a group response and send it to him. Then we could all go on that show "Catfished". Since there are so many of us we can say we "schooled" him!
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peppermintpatty
Pearl Clutcher
Refupea #1345
Posts: 3,947
Jun 26, 2014 17:47:08 GMT
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Post by peppermintpatty on May 28, 2015 17:54:35 GMT
Wow, he should have spent a few more months fixing all the grammatical error and spelling errors in his so called ad. Yuck!
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Post by belgravia on May 28, 2015 17:59:34 GMT
Omfg what a d-bag. I need a shower after reading that. Gross
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Deleted
Posts: 0
Oct 6, 2024 23:33:51 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 18:04:53 GMT
Well, I guess I need to start washing my hoo-ha with chemical-free soap and shaving my ass crack. Yah, I'll get right on that.
Sorry, dude, I DO judge people by their spelling and grammar. Yours says loser. Your message says asshole. Put it together and ... the sad thing is someone will answer this ad seriously.
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Post by Woobster on May 28, 2015 18:07:58 GMT
I'm pretty sure he's looking for Barbie... What do you say we pool our money and buy him one?
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Post by anxiousmom on May 28, 2015 18:08:22 GMT
I hardly even know what to say.
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Sarah*H
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 4,015
Jun 25, 2014 20:07:06 GMT
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Post by Sarah*H on May 28, 2015 18:08:27 GMT
I'm super glad he included that graphic of proper urine. I wonder if he checks.
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Post by lisacharlotte on May 28, 2015 18:14:05 GMT
So one of his obsessions is dental care. Then he casually drops that he just lost a tooth to infection...
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Post by katieanna on May 28, 2015 18:16:05 GMT
"Piercing", maybe??
Spongemom, you said it all.
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Post by pb on May 28, 2015 18:21:29 GMT
I do like the cat in one of his pictures but I do not match his criteria.....
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Post by bc2ca on May 28, 2015 18:23:56 GMT
I'm super glad he included that graphic of proper urine. I wonder if he checks. lol, if he asks politely remind him he can tell just by looking at your face if you are properly hydrated, he shouldn't need to see the pee too. That would just be creepy and weird.
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iowgirl
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 4,276
Jun 25, 2014 22:52:46 GMT
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Post by iowgirl on May 28, 2015 18:24:06 GMT
OMG - so many gems in this one!
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stittsygirl
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 3,600
Location: In the leaves and rain.
Jun 25, 2014 19:57:33 GMT
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Post by stittsygirl on May 28, 2015 18:29:16 GMT
OMG - so many gems in this one! That one made me laugh too, I guess rolled oats are out. I wonder if he like them steel-cut, with a little kale sprinkled on top .
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Post by rainangel on May 28, 2015 18:38:40 GMT
I'm totally against fat acceptance, feminism and obesity.I like how he thinks these three things are pretty much the same thing... Because all feminists are obese women asking for fat acceptance? Or are all obese people feminists? I will think for myself. I will question authority. I will strive to be unique and different. I will not repeat what other people say.
I'd rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not.
Kurt Cobain
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Yoda
He will never repeat what other people say, but he will immediatly give you quotes from two different and named sources! My opinion: Religion cult, narrow-minded, close-minded, causes war, bigotry, slavery, violence, abuse, surprise women, hate and anger. Gosh darnit! Silly religion keeps surprising me! I am after all a woman! I don't mind few tattoos or pricing on women, but full body tattoos don't turn me on. Ya know, I think this is the most genuine and honest part in this ad. The part about him not minding women who are priced. I prefer dating: Caucasian, European, Italian, Hispanic, Native, Korean, Chinese and Japanese. Basically ANYONE who is not of African descent.... I'm turned on by pedicure feet, manicured nails and toes. Yep, he's a toe-licker.... Body hair on women and pubic hair in my mouth, literally makes me gag. and he has watched waaaaay to much porn... youthful deep voice I am actually curious to what that sounds like! I'm buying my first suit from h&m this summer, I can't wait:) Half his ad is an H&M ad... except the part where rants about their summer collection being full of hipsters and hippies. So of course, he only likes their Spring, Fall and Winter collections I don't own a car or drive, I run my business by taxi and subway. What he is NOT telling us is the medical or criminal reason WHY he is not driving... He really hates hippies too. And he's describing himself as a stereotypical hippie with interests like hemp and past life regression.... Not even if his well-endowed penis was made of chocolate and caramel.....
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Post by doesitmatter on May 28, 2015 18:39:02 GMT
He didn't have any of you at "prostate play" ? (his spelling)
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Post by doesitmatter on May 28, 2015 18:39:22 GMT
Op wtf did you search for that brought you this gem?
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joelise
Drama Llama
Posts: 5,649
Jul 1, 2014 6:33:14 GMT
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Post by joelise on May 28, 2015 18:41:47 GMT
Those photos look like something from a TV crime drama!
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Post by doesitmatter on May 28, 2015 18:41:51 GMT
It would literally take all day to respond to all of that insanity.
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pudgygroundhog
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 4,648
Location: The Grand Canyon
Jun 25, 2014 20:18:39 GMT
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Post by pudgygroundhog on May 28, 2015 18:50:37 GMT
I love that he provides all the extra pictures as aids - hydration, urine, and body type.
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on May 28, 2015 18:53:29 GMT
Ya know, earlier I responded, and it is all funny and such, but.....
Does anyone else think this guy sounds dangerously controlling?
He only wants someone younger. They have to live up to his irrational standards.
And heck, if he's that charming right out there in a public venue online, could you imagine what he'd say & how he'd shame you in private?
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