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Post by doesitmatter on May 28, 2015 18:53:53 GMT
Why can't I erase his ad from my mind? I fear sleeping tonight.
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pudgygroundhog
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Jun 25, 2014 20:18:39 GMT
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Post by pudgygroundhog on May 28, 2015 18:54:38 GMT
I like how he slips this in there. He's multi-tasking with this ad.
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Post by marmargirl on May 28, 2015 18:55:12 GMT
What a jackass.
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pudgygroundhog
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 4,648
Location: The Grand Canyon
Jun 25, 2014 20:18:39 GMT
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Post by pudgygroundhog on May 28, 2015 18:56:57 GMT
There are just too many gems in this posting. I also like he will do prostrate play on his woman. lol.
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Post by jonda1974 on May 28, 2015 18:57:44 GMT
Oh hell no. Straight people can keep him LOL! I don't know any gay man like that. Holy smokes. His grammar, his spelling, his attitude, his looks, no wonder he had to place the ad on craigslist of all places.
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Post by nepean on May 28, 2015 18:57:52 GMT
OH. MY. GOODNESS!!!! I want the last 10minutes of my life back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a delusional, self centered, controlling, ugly (inside and out) man!!! He spouts off about religion being judgemental whatever, whatever, but the man needs to look in a mirror, because judgement is tattooed across is forehead!!
WOW, just WOW!
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pudgygroundhog
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 4,648
Location: The Grand Canyon
Jun 25, 2014 20:18:39 GMT
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Post by pudgygroundhog on May 28, 2015 19:00:44 GMT
I can't stop reading. This is some funny shit! I also like how he got off track talking about the different seasonal collections at H&M.
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Oct 6, 2024 23:34:17 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 19:01:18 GMT
Some waiters serve food with their beards? Is he just jealous of their talent
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Post by shanni on May 28, 2015 19:01:34 GMT
I can't get over the fact that he seems to be very into all natural foods, no chemicals in cleaning, etc, yet he's into tanning and wants a woman who tans? Also, he wants someone who is smart, but he's not political and doesn't vote?
The one positive thing I can say about him is that at least he puts it all out there to begin with. Sometimes you have to waste 4-5 dates on a person to find out how crazy they are.
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TankTop
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Refupea #1,871
Posts: 4,831
Location: On the couch...
Jun 28, 2014 1:52:46 GMT
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Post by TankTop on May 28, 2015 19:05:28 GMT
wish i could reply and say "i was shocked while reading your post as it describes me to a T and you are EXACTLY what I am looking for. would you be willing to be circumcized as that is only thing that you missing have from my own very detailed list. and well, that's a dealbreaker, i am sure you understand, your current uncut status is repulsive. let me know....". Please do.....oh wait, he said that would only be hurting yourself.
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pudgygroundhog
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Posts: 4,648
Location: The Grand Canyon
Jun 25, 2014 20:18:39 GMT
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Post by pudgygroundhog on May 28, 2015 19:10:52 GMT
I can't get over the fact that he seems to be very into all natural foods, no chemicals in cleaning, etc, yet he's into tanning and wants a woman who tans? Also, he wants someone who is smart, but he's not political and doesn't vote? The one positive thing I can say about him is that at least he puts it all out there to begin with. Sometimes you have to waste 4-5 dates on a person to find out how crazy they are. I don't know - I have a feeling the crazy would be strong with this one on a first date!
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Post by metaldancer on May 28, 2015 19:10:53 GMT
I wish to join a convent now.
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Post by lancermom on May 28, 2015 19:14:42 GMT
If my husband knew he could a la cart order a wife he would be upset!!! Serious? Ok, does his mother know he put this out there??
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Post by doesitmatter on May 28, 2015 19:16:40 GMT
I can't stop reading. This is some funny shit! I also like how he got off track talking about the different seasonal collections at H&M. That was me. I skimmed it at 1st and left it, but as more and more responses were posted in this thread, I had to go read the whole damn thing. I am now emotionally scarred. For life.
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Post by shanni on May 28, 2015 19:17:21 GMT
I can't get over the fact that he seems to be very into all natural foods, no chemicals in cleaning, etc, yet he's into tanning and wants a woman who tans? Also, he wants someone who is smart, but he's not political and doesn't vote? The one positive thing I can say about him is that at least he puts it all out there to begin with. Sometimes you have to waste 4-5 dates on a person to find out how crazy they are. I don't know - I have a feeling the crazy would be strong with this one on a first date! Yes, but he's not hiding the fact that he's crazy. If anyone actually went on a first date with this creep, they have no one to blame but themselves.
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joelise
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Jul 1, 2014 6:33:14 GMT
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Post by joelise on May 28, 2015 19:24:37 GMT
I read it again and, assuming the whole thing is not a spoof, I think it was written by more than one person. In the first part the grammar isn't too bad and looks like it's written by someone who speaks English as a first language. As the requirements become more ridiculous the writing style seems to change and the grammar becomes far worse. I can't believe not only have I read it twice, I am now analysing it!
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joelise
Drama Llama
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Jul 1, 2014 6:33:14 GMT
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Post by joelise on May 28, 2015 19:26:58 GMT
I am always amazed that anyone would even consider for a second responding to a man who admits from early on that he has anger issues. Really. Who would even read past that point to see the rest of his crazy. He is going to have to aim young to fool someone. I think he's trying to say that he's NOT a submissive man with anger issues who gets high on coffee!
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peppermintpatty
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Refupea #1345
Posts: 3,947
Jun 26, 2014 17:47:08 GMT
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Post by peppermintpatty on May 28, 2015 19:28:07 GMT
His mother must be so proud!!!
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Post by peano on May 28, 2015 19:34:32 GMT
I have NO gaydar and mine was pinging all over the place.
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Post by apeacalledliz on May 28, 2015 19:40:16 GMT
Ok I have to know.. does anyone's vag ever smell like rotten eggs? like ever? Even when severely dehydrated? I can 100% for certain tell you my lady bits have never, ever, never smelled like rotten eggs.
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Post by wholarmor on May 28, 2015 19:41:19 GMT
It would literally take all day to respond to all of that insanity. Well, it took him a month to write it!
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Post by Dictionary on May 28, 2015 19:45:54 GMT
Sorry he took a month to write it but couldn't bother spell checking, obviously not detailed oriented...I needed a good laugh so thanks!
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Post by ChicagoKTS on May 28, 2015 19:46:25 GMT
And yet, he needs to advertise on Craig's list? Go figure.
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Post by wholarmor on May 28, 2015 19:46:33 GMT
Ok I have to know.. does anyone's vag ever smell like rotten eggs? like ever? Even when severely dehydrated? I can 100% for certain tell you my lady bits have never, ever, never smelled like rotten eggs. I haven't been down there to smell it.
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Post by withapea on May 28, 2015 19:49:28 GMT
I kind of hate myself for reading that whole thing.
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craftykitten
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Jun 26, 2014 7:39:32 GMT
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Post by craftykitten on May 28, 2015 19:50:14 GMT
The list of requirements is like those dodgy websites that list all the keywords for google to try and increase their search engine ranking, don't you think? Otherwise, I'm just kind of embarrassed that he claims to be from the UK. Weirdo.
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conchita
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Jul 1, 2014 11:25:58 GMT
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Post by conchita on May 28, 2015 20:02:12 GMT
It's Thrusday. Someone peatlejuice him!
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Post by apeacalledliz on May 28, 2015 20:05:15 GMT
Ok I have to know.. does anyone's vag ever smell like rotten eggs? like ever? Even when severely dehydrated? I can 100% for certain tell you my lady bits have never, ever, never smelled like rotten eggs. I haven't been down there to smell it. I mean, just guessing, but if it smelled like rotten eggs you wouldn't have to be too near to it to get a good whiff.
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happymomma
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Aug 6, 2014 23:57:56 GMT
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Post by happymomma on May 28, 2015 20:05:21 GMT
This is THE most intriguing pile of bullshit I have ever read. To the refupea who is tempted to answer him and include the circumcision part: I will Paypal you $10 if you do it and share his reply. LOL He surely doesn't want to date a refupea. See how we rip him to shreds? So...is he going to foot the bill for this lady to meet all of his requirements; hair removal, fashion, purses, nails, tanning, all those supplements, etc. on his Non-Driving Handyman wages? Sidenote... He looks like Arron Lewis (see above photo), the monster that kidnapped and killed realtor Beverly Carter. He is just about as whack too. No he is even more insane.
I am really happy for him that he is getting his first suit this fall!
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happymomma
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Aug 6, 2014 23:57:56 GMT
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Post by happymomma on May 28, 2015 20:06:54 GMT
Also...this guy is tied for weirdest creep with that one guy we bagged on a few years ago. Someone MUST have bookmarked him. He had his own website and scary nude photos.
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