LeaP
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 3,939
Location: Los Angeles, CA where 405 meets 101
Jun 26, 2014 23:17:22 GMT
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Post by LeaP on May 29, 2015 0:42:13 GMT
O boy! Lucky me, I live in Canada and can snap him up eat your hearts out ladies south of the border!
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Post by craftsbycarolyn on May 29, 2015 0:46:47 GMT
He has a cute cat! That is all...
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Nicole in TX
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 2,951
Jun 26, 2014 2:00:21 GMT
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Post by Nicole in TX on May 29, 2015 0:47:47 GMT
wish i could reply and say "i was shocked while reading your post as it describes me to a T and you are EXACTLY what I am looking for. would you be willing to be circumcized as that is only thing that you missing have from my own very detailed list. and well, that's a dealbreaker, i am sure you understand, your current uncut status is repulsive. let me know....". Make sure to send face AND full body photos with your reply!
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Post by DinCA on May 29, 2015 0:49:56 GMT
he looks like a serial killer. That's the nicest thing I can say. He sounds like one, too. Scary!
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 29, 2015 0:58:19 GMT
rickmer , you must create a fake email account and arrange to meet up with him. Send him some pics of Taylor Swift as a teenager for his requested face and body shoots. Don't worry about your safety...I'll show up to take pics (maybe video?) to entertain the Refupeas. Maybe the other Toronto are Refupeas will join in the fun?!
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tincin
Drama Llama
Posts: 5,378
Jul 25, 2014 4:55:32 GMT
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Post by tincin on May 29, 2015 0:59:56 GMT
Oh man, he could have been mine if only I were 30 years younger, 75 pounds lighter and didn't have my price tattooed on my ass!!
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Nicole in TX
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 2,951
Jun 26, 2014 2:00:21 GMT
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Post by Nicole in TX on May 29, 2015 1:00:13 GMT
I nominated him for the "Best of Craigslist."
This is my favorite line: The thong and g-string are my favorite on women.
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Post by tlsmi on May 29, 2015 1:13:43 GMT
His 'what the color of your urine means' chart was super helpful.
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Post by peano on May 29, 2015 1:25:02 GMT
Dang, we need more of these weird guy on Craigslist posts. I haven't laughed this much in ages!
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Post by PEArfect on May 29, 2015 2:00:31 GMT
First, thank you for posting this. I shared it with a widow/widower website I frequent and we're having a good time with it. "You take regular showers am/pm daily, clean you're sex organs and vulva daily with chemical free soap. Chemical soaps cases infections and bad smells. The food you eat affects the smell of your vergina and not staying hydrated makes you smell like rotten eggs, look on Google if you don't believe me." " prostate play on me and you" "I'm open to dating bisexual women. I have always been open about my sexuality" Maybe he should Google sex organs, homosexual, and spell check. lol
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 29, 2015 2:35:31 GMT
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Post by mom on May 29, 2015 2:41:04 GMT
well damn. I was all excited about him until I got to the part about not having a tv or cable.
Nope. No can do. That is a deal breaker for me.
NOT.
What a freak.
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Post by 950nancy on May 29, 2015 2:51:36 GMT
He has a cute cat! That is all… All I could think was cute pussy, but too much hair.
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 29, 2015 3:01:25 GMT
He has a cute cat! That is all… All I could think was cute pussy, but too much hair. Bwaaaa ha ha ha!
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scrappinghappy
Pearl Clutcher
“I’m late, I’m late for a very important date. No time to say “Hello.” Goodbye. I’m late...."
Posts: 4,307
Jun 26, 2014 19:30:06 GMT
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Post by scrappinghappy on May 29, 2015 3:13:33 GMT
He has a cute cat! That is all… All I could think was cute pussy, but too much hair. Bwaahaaahaaa. Best. Line. Ever!
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M in Carolina
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 3,128
Jun 29, 2014 12:11:41 GMT
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Post by M in Carolina on May 29, 2015 3:41:16 GMT
He reminds me of that guy who posted on 2peas that lived in Toronto. His name began with O...
batshit insane. the very best kind.
I love that he thinks that a H&M suit is the epitome of fashion.
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Post by freecharlie on May 29, 2015 11:14:07 GMT
I haven't been down there to smell it. I mean, just guessing, but if it smelled like rotten eggs you wouldn't have to be too near to it to get a good whiff. I just skimmed this thread, but are we sniffing hoo-has again?
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rickmer
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 4,137
Jul 1, 2014 20:20:18 GMT
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Post by rickmer on May 29, 2015 12:18:54 GMT
i have a craig's list account at work and YES, you do see how many views. i think our friend will be flattered at all the attention! i am happy to see others have shared it - it's just too bad to keep to ourselves. jo mama... while that lady in the photo meets many of the specifications, did you take a look at her feet? TOTALLY unacceptable. can't you read??? i am not willing to communicate directly with this em gentleman... i don't believe in poking the crazy! although i purposely wore flip flops to work yesterday, wondering if i was walking past him on the streets of toronto and grossing him out....
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luvnlifelady
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 4,428
Jun 26, 2014 2:34:35 GMT
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Post by luvnlifelady on May 29, 2015 12:53:03 GMT
Wow, that is one long ad. I read some of it and skimmed the rest, but that is some requirement list. Good luck with that buddy. He might want to leave a bit to discovery and mystery. All those details about what he wants sexually? Wow!
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Post by redayh on May 29, 2015 13:40:40 GMT
I hope he finds what he's looking for, because based on his requirements, he has the very, very real possiblity of dying alone.
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Post by doesitmatter on May 29, 2015 15:36:02 GMT
He cannot be fooled, he is an "intuitive empath".
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Post by jeremysgirl on May 29, 2015 15:37:37 GMT
So say he finds this magical girl and has a relationship with her. She turns 35 and then what? He dumps her for someone younger?
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Deleted
Posts: 0
Oct 6, 2024 23:30:47 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 15:45:46 GMT
This thread is hilarious. I actually read nearly the whole ad. It is crazy to me that men are out there who actually think like this!
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Deleted
Posts: 0
Oct 6, 2024 23:30:47 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 16:00:22 GMT
He cannot be fooled, he is an "intuitive empath". Does that mean that he 'knows' we're all reading his ad and thinking 'WTF dude'?
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 29, 2015 16:34:56 GMT
This thread is hilarious. I actually read nearly the whole ad. It is crazy to me that men are out there who actually think like this! Not men, man. There is one man out there who thinks like this. Didn't you read the part about how he is an original thinker, except when he is quoting Kurt Cobain of course.
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Britt
Shy Member
Posts: 39
Oct 10, 2014 22:30:59 GMT
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Post by Britt on May 29, 2015 16:43:11 GMT
I don't feel like there will ever be a thread that my avatar fits more than this one.
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 29, 2015 16:51:39 GMT
rickmer , If he can see the views, I' m surprised we haven't Peatlejuiced him. I'm entirely joking about contacting the crazy.... But you could send him this...
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georgiapea
Drama Llama
Posts: 6,846
Jun 27, 2014 18:02:10 GMT
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Post by georgiapea on May 29, 2015 17:37:47 GMT
He showed us his wanker? And it's shudder, untrimmed? OMG thank goodness I didn't see that!
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Post by shannoots on May 29, 2015 17:41:29 GMT
So say he finds this magical girl and has a relationship with her. She turns 35 and then what? He dumps her for someone younger? I wondered this too...or what if she gains some weight? Definitely over then!
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Post by jumperhop on May 29, 2015 17:46:02 GMT
I look like Fat Amy and I would totally date him. Jen
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