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Post by cyndijane on May 29, 2015 17:55:53 GMT
I mean, just guessing, but if it smelled like rotten eggs you wouldn't have to be too near to it to get a good whiff. I just skimmed this thread, but are we sniffing hoo-has again? Not for this guy!!
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Post by gavinsmom on May 29, 2015 20:19:53 GMT
The link won't work for me there was another crazy one years ago that sounds very similar...I remember the super creepy nude photos, him wanting a certain number of children who would not wear glasses for nearsightedness.
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Post by mollycoddle on May 29, 2015 20:30:33 GMT
I love everything about this thread. Thanks for the giggles, ladies.
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Post by gavinsmom on May 29, 2015 20:49:36 GMT
Got it to open from safari with the site. I use Tapatalk so it wouldn't open here. That guy is 50 shades of fu#ked up!!!
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 29, 2015 21:04:44 GMT
I look like Fat Amy and I would totally date him. Jen
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Post by readsomething on May 29, 2015 22:19:40 GMT
I cannot stop laughing. I'm about to head home from work and decided to check in and see what's up on the ol' NSBR, and you guys do NOT disappoint! I LOVE these "whacked-out dudes on Craigslist" threads. They all say that they are SO original and SO special and SO smart, but they fail to realize that ... the crazy dudes on CL ALL SAY THE SAME THINGS. They are sooo special because they "know what I like." Uh, no -- dude. You're just another random nutter with a control-freak streak a mile wide! My very favorite bit -- this guy posting diagrams of what a dehydrated face and poor posture look like. HE IS SUCH A MEDICALLY PERFECT SPECIMEN. (It's no coincidence that he's willing to be your sperm donor, ladies!) I'm sending the link to my husband, so he can tell me how he stacks up.
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Post by gramasue on May 29, 2015 22:55:41 GMT
Seriously??? Seriously??? I just simply have no other words.
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 29, 2015 23:20:48 GMT
I'm sending the link to my husband, so he can tell me how he stacks up. Careful.... Your husband may remind you how good you have it!!!
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Post by brandonsmom on May 30, 2015 0:54:03 GMT
Darn! I'm over 35, I like flip flops, oh & I'm married, so I guess I'm out! I need to print out that urine chart, frame it & hang it in my bathroom. I need to make sure I stay hydrated!
Wow! Thanks for the funny post! I can't even believe I read the whole ad. It was like a bad train wreck, but very entertaining!
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Post by roxiemarie0524 on May 30, 2015 3:04:18 GMT
6 pages and nobody mentioned his "casual" film career? I mean, he IS going to be in a movie with Will Smith, ladies! Coming to a theater near you in 2016. Self employed non-driving handyman AND film star. What a catch!
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Post by luvnlifelady on May 30, 2015 3:49:48 GMT
Wait, isn't Yubon single? She would give him a good smack-down!
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 30, 2015 14:05:04 GMT
Wait, isn't Yubon single? She would give him a good smack-down! Yubon Peatlejuice isn't crazy and wouldn't waste her time. I'm also pretty sure she doesn't meet all his criteria....over 35 I think?!
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Post by Judie in Oz on May 30, 2015 14:42:27 GMT
The best part about the ad was the photo of the cat.
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